tanillivan and reimsyl
lmao why is tan smirking this is so beautiful
I’ve worked with so many new recruits in my time that I’ve developed a sort of mental cheat sheet. I’m thinking about translating this into a guide to put up for people to read. Only problem is, I don’t have this cheat sheet figured out for orcs. Like I know their lore, but not well enough to guide someone through the process of character creation.
How do I shot orc lore???
In other news, got another cute orc recruit today! A new roleplayer at that. He just approached us right away and I already like his attitude. Hooray!
YES, FREE ART!
Pretty self-explanatory: I, with my unwillingness to advertise myself, got to 200 followers! So I guess that means I should do something nice.
So its a raffle!
(i forgot, finishes 1st of May)
- Be following me as of the making of this.
- Likes count.
- Reblog as much as you want but spamming is frowny-face.
- A picture of a pug will get you a bonus entry.
First place will get a full body colored sketch with one or two people. Like this:
Second place will get a half-body colored sketch with one person. Like so:
Third place will get a headshot. Such aaas:
And fourth place will get my FAVORITE one. (one or two) CHIBIS!
Look at how cute they are. Look at them.
It felt really good to take a break from WoW for a few hours and enjoy GW2. Diessa Plateau was HARD, but with Tzero, Lilly and I it was a blast. We actually had someone there rp with us! Which made me nervous because I had no idea who my Asura elementalist Quitti was. But overall had a great time.
Today, the gods chose me for a special task. Today, they called upon me to interact with Darthben, the mastermind behind a pair of websites (here and here), notorious for his opening line of “Would you be willing to do all the typing in an ERP for gold?” and then posting said ERP on those websites to humiliate the participants. He’s allegedly since given up this cause (if you read and believe his most recent post on the second website, which no, I don’t believe you, son. You just got caught…by me), but not on his MO, and that’s what brings us here today.
His haunt is Moon Guard, and he’ll throw out this opening line to the famous, the infamous, the ERPer, and the observer. What is his ultimate goal? What does he hope to accomplish? Why the hell would he pay for ERP when erotica exists online for free?
Now, I have a rule in my online life, that being that if you’re a terrible person, I feel no remorse about giving you a taste of your own medicine. The first time I heard of Darthben (here), I made a plan… a plan I never thought would come to fruition because, after all, any alts I have on Moon Guard are complete unknowns, and his MO seemed to be going after bigger names.
But then today, something magical happened.